So I entered mine and your Dad’s photos into a Baby Morpher I found online, and this is what popped out:

Why you are in a duck suit, I have no idea??  With UofL and UK playing against each other in the Final Four this weekend (Basketball Armageddon, run for the hills!!), a cardinal suit would have been more appropriate….  GO CARDS!!!

p.s. you make a really cute fake cyber duck baby, son.