Monthly Archives: April 2011

“It is essential to relate what is strategically desirable to what is tactically possible with the forces at your disposal. To this end it is necessary to decide the development of operations before the initial blow is delivered.” – Bernard Montgomery Our Campaign Operations began in 2011. The goal, healthy […]

He said… “Operation Conception”

I thought this was hilarious (thanks Emily!).  The following is a Mother’s Prayer by Tina Fey ————————– “First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws […]

Tina Fey’s Prayer

So this entry is about my sister.   My crazy sister.  She is going to be more excited than anyone in the world when I become pregnant.  It’s rather hilarious really.  She started up about a year ago when coupons and free formula started getting delivered in my name to my […]

My Crazy Sister

After taking prenatals, the next step was to go to my OB/GYN.  This is the woman who I will be intimately involved with for the next year, pun intended.  At the fertility clinic where I work, we recommend a prenatal screening blood test BEFORE pregnancy.  That way if there is something wrong, […]