With love, Dad 1


To my Son or Daughter,

Whilst I eagerly await your arrival and already love you more than anything… I’m not as much excited about what you are doing to your mother. I’m not sure who first termed the phrase, “bundle of joy”, but I’m sure they were misquoted. They certainly meant, bundle of burning, ripping, cramping, pain. For the love of everything, and for our family’s sanity, please give my wonderful wife some peace.

With love,

Dad


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