I thought this was hilarious (thanks Emily!). The following is a Mother’s Prayer by Tina Fey ————————– “First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws […]
Her Posts
So this entry is about my sister. My crazy sister. She is going to be more excited than anyone in the world when I become pregnant. It’s rather hilarious really. She started up about a year ago when coupons and free formula started getting delivered in my name to my […]
My Crazy Sister
After taking prenatals, the next step was to go to my OB/GYN. This is the woman who I will be intimately involved with for the next year, pun intended. At the fertility clinic where I work, we recommend a prenatal screening blood test BEFORE pregnancy. That way if there is something wrong, […]
Anal-ness
The first true step. PRENATALS! Eek! It’s becoming real! Of course I had to research the bejesus out of all prenatals. The saying is that all prenatals are the same… I find this statement stupid. You can look at the content of the prenatals and clearly see that they are […]
Prenatals…. Eek!
Well, this is it….. the beginning. For years Will and I have been talking about having babies. We’ve been together almost 9 years, married for 3, and the time has come. We are now in full swing baby planning! Given my occupation, I am keenly aware of my “biological clock.” […]